It all Started with this article:

My dad was driving a E34 540 with a stick, and left it with the twentysomething valet. I was ahead and go to the door first, so when the valet started grinding the gears I could see both his panicked face and dad go from perfectly relaxed to “Someone will meet death” in a split second.

I was told that a lot was “valet only” when I was meeting people for dinner.

To be fair, it was an Avalon. Probably blended into the parking spot.

OH NO ICHIRO-SAN SKYRINU CAR IS BEHINDU!

A Less Angry Take:

I honestly loathe this movie. But I also hate Will Ferrell, so that’s probably why. I just don’t think he’s funny. Not as bad as Sandler, but damn I hate him

sure it’s fake. but it’s an enjoyable fake. some of us see the curtain, we know there’s something back there, but we just want to enjoy it for what it is.

Im not even sure the R35 has supplanted the R34 in some people’s minds. Not mine at least.

They just need to give it to us already, goddamn! This feels like the Acura NSX wait period.

I’m pretty sure that it’ll be called the Toyopet and it’ll be so fucking kawaii that Senpai will finally notice it.

Say no more, fam:

I can meme at 2000 doge per minute.

I nominate $kaycog.

But I’m in the Philippines and I’m not sure they’d find my country interesting. I mean, I guess we’re not Vietnam and even shanty-town people speak English, but it’s not like the ordinary Filipino will recognize at least Clarkson.

Sony is rebooting Spider-Man with a female lead while Disney/Marvel goes with that guy from Civil War, interesting.