Already better than Dragonball Evolution.

Shmacked: Do you know who my father is?

Why would you ever live with a hipster?!

OH SO BEARS DON'T COUNT AS "REAL" WOMEN???

As a heterosexual, married male, I must offer two responses to this article:

First, the positive: Thank you for the laugh. This was one of the most insightful, witty, cutting articles I've read in a long time—and it had me howling, until...

Second, the negative: I have realized I know far too many men—and far too many…

Maybe people could take a joke if they weren't, you know, crushed by education debt.

You know what? Im tires of the Luigi hate. Nintendo gave the man his own year and then they screwed him over. Of course he's angry. And he should be.

3:22: Lucas: "[Luigi] always wins"

Honestly? The most exciting Virtual Console release for me was one of the Mario Advance games, which are all great remakes of the classic games. I hope they release all of them, because they are still my favorite versions of most of the older Mario games.

I mean, it's 2014—why can't I play Skies of Arcadia without digging up my GameCube?