You are not paying attention.

I think your C- is generous.

I don't see any reason why a flop this spectacular can't be covered.  Why wait?

So was it that he dodged all phaser beams directed at him?  Or simply that no one happened to bring a phaser that night?

The first book is unintentionally hilarious if you actually know anything about Chicago.  (Butcher freely admits that he knew jack squat about Chicago when he wrote it.)

Once I find out someone's a Scientologist, their hotness quotient immediately drops to near zero.

I did some Googling, and it looks like he just wanted to work on his novel for awhile.  If anything sinister or antagonistic happened, I couldn't find it.

"po-pomo"?

You and me are on the same wavelength with Resurrection Man.  The Hit Man sequence stands out in my memory too.  Also hated seeing that the Body Doubles are back, but at least they don't seem as corny this time around.

As the intro says, the criteria isn't about whether a show is good or not.

No more Saturday Night Live?

A reformed Big Bad Wolf, huh?  Where have I seen that before…

Shia LaBeouf?  No kidding?  Man, that would have been perfect casting, putting him in a role where I'm *supposed* to want to punch him every minute he's on screen…

"We reported earlier today that Jack White is going to […]"

You guys didn't link the teaser video!

I bet such fans will have their minds blown if Carrie listens to Bon Jovi in the new show. They'll think it's like Inception or something.

"blanks"
I think Sex and the City fans have "blanks" about a lot of things.

When you're done with the second quest…
When you're done with the second quest, try this:
http://www.questforcalatia….

Correction:
"The Boy Who Reversed Himself, a teenage romance crossed with a cautionary time travel story; "

Maybe this is what he's meant to do?
I mean, he's been hired for all kinds of other stuff, and it always sucks.