FBI: “Reports say they monkey around, but they’re too busy singing to put anybody down.”

Only now, in the worst artistic drought in broadcast history, does the channel come crawling back, cap in hand and suitably ashamed, asking if your humble fabulist, could once more retrieve Darkplace from the boxes in his spacious basement, and let it loose on its unsuspecting public. That’s you.

A shatter of glass

Jesus Christ!

“Bairns lookin’ on, chewing on potato cakes...”

Well, she’s WRONG.

For real — this is the first concept for a Predator sequel/prequel that really holds its own weight, and it’s crazy that it took them over 30 years to get here.

If you wanted to do a better job of trolling you might have pointed out how Wakanda is a monarchical, semi caste-based ethnostate that maintains its society and standards of living by strictly controlling its borders and disallowing immigration.

Harrison Ford has been in the business far to long to think that. His body wont even be cold before they recast Indiana Jones.

I’ll be happy if Robert Caro finishes The Years of Lyndon Johnson.

If the books never come out then they cant end the same way as the show.

You guys are gonna make him cry for the fifth time today.

He can’t because the lettuce on that hamburger will make him gay

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To be fair, that headline is 100% accurate.
There is a new console, it is called the ouya, it is real, and it was radically different than the Xbox, Playstation and Wii.

Nothing about the NFT console is real or true or will actually happen.  

Leave it to the cryptobros to promise a computing device that will never run Doom.

I don’t know what the plot of the show will be, but I could see him as the Overseer or, depending if they’re going this route, as Richard Grey pre-mutation.

Look, it took some arguing, and my manager didn’t like, it, but in the end I convinced him to knock the dirty tricks off the list. And I got him to throw in the bait and switch, and cut the doc fees in half!

Wonder what they were thinking.