Beautiful shitty movie from Zack Snyder, must be a day that ends in -y

Why are they called Steamed Decks when they are obviously grilled?

It literally is an adaptation. Adaptation doesn’t mean “exactly the same thing as the source.”

You only have to do the defense tower minigame once, for the tutorial mission. I never touched that shit again. Revelations is wonderful as a wrap-up to Ezio’s character arc (+ this as an epilogue https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin%27s_Creed:_Embers); it’s kind of like his The Last Crusade. It’s also a nice epilogu…

it was just a matter of time, he’s been waiting to go full racist for 10+ years, and thought he was able to loosen his flaps during the Trump years only to find EVEN THEN that people were like “whoa, dilbert dude, you’re a racist sh*theel” so he held on but yeah, it was always going to come out fully eventually. Guy…

Yes, if one thing has proven to be successful in motivating fat people to lose weight it’s relentless shame and embarrassment. 

That’s the kind of bonkers rock star shit we just don’t see enough of now, good for him.

That was fun to read. 

Walk Hard is an absolutely perfect parody and it isn't physically possible for it to be funnier 

I didn’t know about this show before, but it sounds great and I was wondering if it was similar to in format to Comedy Bang Bang and/or The Eric Andre Show. I enjoy whenever Bashir Salahuddin pops up in stuff (I’ve only seen a few clips of South Side so GLOW is my favorite role of his) and the comparisons to other…

We are a fractured society, but at least hatred for the Bat-Tank still unites us.

I’m sorry, you’re wrong my brother...

Same. I loved the game up to the point you had to do that Bat-tank maze. Tried over and over but the controls sucked so bad I could never pass it. So...game over there I guess. Bummed me out.

“Wayned”? :)

It’s funny, I think Eric Idle was self-described as “The Sixth Nicest Python” and indeed had a rep as being quite unpleasant. Ultimately, though, he’s kept himself more in the loop, appearing in science programmes like The Infinite Monkey Cage, his humanism work etc. and I think his reputation has improved and…

big r/woosh energy right here

Lodger above Heroes (or basically any other 70's album) is ridiculous.

AC 2's Italian sounded like the “eeeyyyy, a-bibbity-bobbity” skit

I swear, out of all the parody news sites that tried to ride the Onion’s coattails, Hard Drive is the only good one.

As is tradition, she will be fed to her corgis.