How's that well-regulated militia going? 

Joke’s on them. I already used my GPU money on gas.

You should check out her dad. He’s as mental as...well...

They should’ve done a Love spin-off with her character.

The Legend of Zelda: Breast of the Wild
Fursona 5
Elden Cock Ring
Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Ejaculation
Monster Hunter Thighs
Metroid Head
Resident Evil Milfage
Psychonaughties 2

I misread the title and thought this was about two gamers breaking up over the other’s taste in games. Like, "You hate Kirby? I'm sorry, we can't be together anymore."

I, too, want Elon to french-kiss me for defending him on Kotaku.

I don’t hate him, but I know why I dislike him. He runs his mouth and doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up. Simple.

Just isn’t the same without being able to roll to the nearest Blockbuster to print our masterpieces.

The odds that this will be review bombed? Probably close to 100%.

Coming soon: Paleozoic Park. A thrilling trilogy in which Chris Pratt must save humanity from being mildly inconvenienced by genetically engineered trilobites.

Strapping rockets to the dinosaurs has been done:

Rob Zombie’s song Dragula was named after the Munsters’ car.

There’s also a Comanche language version with English subtitles, which sounds cool as hell.

Where’s my “Adventures of Jackie Daytona.”? lol

I would’ve expected something this petty from the Quebec language police, not actual France, tbh.

If you ever want to have more native representation, def check out Canadian TV. Letterkenny and Shoresy both have a bunch of native actors (first nation i think is what natives in canada call themselves) 

I know that this is not the point of the article, but calling a 51/4 floppy a “40 year old disk” sends me immediately into midlife crisis.

Somebody alert Jalopnik. How great would that be if every article and review removed their logos. XD

Famous Asshole: “Hey, look at this funny thing I found, 95 million followers.”