Definitely Susie Greene.  Shara is perfect.

Me trying to figure out who is the bigger tool in this argument...

How many kids get to say that happened at their party?

Ben Askren. Obviously.

I posit that participating in a fighting game tournament and “behaving in an adult manner” [sic] are pretty mutually exclusive.

Hey, the pharaohs were known to put hieroglyphics of the favorite prostitutes in their tombs, too.

You mock but I’m sure in 20 years some Silicon Valley Douchebag will be taking his kid to their first game, point up at Durant’s retired jersey and say “You see, Little Elon, that jersey belonged to Kevin Durant. An extremely online weirdo who played here for three years in the service of building a brand nobody cares…

Man, Venus Williams is the best.

“What’s an F5 poop tornado like?”

Loath*. Also it's fun and useful to see that ultra-wealthy media people are bumbling dopes that don't deserve deference or admiration.

It’s ‘wooder’, dammit, “wooder’!

But I was told on this very website that teams were stupid for not throwing $400 million at him

FanGraphs is a little more generous about how Harper’s performed this season, but even their calculations put him on pace for an unimpressive 2.3 WAR by season’s end, which would be the lowest of Harper’s career outside of his injury-shortened 2014 season.

at least he has 13 years to turn things around.

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

One thing getting lost in this is that the pitch was a fucking strike!

If you followed boxing you’d quickly realize 99% of the people who might punch him are no better.

Alex Cora: BrockBot9000, run program “Average Right Field Defense”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Sorry, but the correct response was “What is, Annapolis?”