In a few short months that will be a reality.  We live in the future, man.

It’s obviously unlikely, but watching Kawhi take apart the Warriors and then huewhuwhwuew-ing in a post-game interview afterward would be cool as hell. This overwhelming joy will be immediately snuffed by Drake releasing a single that absolutely makes it about him and includes some dumbass line like “you always doubt…

This is the first time a 26-year-old guy named Bryce didn’t feel right at home in the Wrigley bleachers.

You must use very different baseballs than the rest of us.

this is the point at which the Deadspin headline voice has officially become a parody of itself.

You guys are trying WAY too hard at this point.

Even a German in Tokyo knows it’s best to distance oneself from claiming the Orioles.

Actual Lawyer, this is something I really don’t understand. What would be the purpose of releasing this video to the public? Who benefits?
Full disclosure: I agree that Robert Kraft is awful, as are the Patriots, and I would absolutely watch the video and find it hilarious. Not sure whether that justifies its release,…

I’m a lawyer and it is absolutely imperative that this video be released to the public, as it is a crime and the woman performing this humiliating act is essentially a sex slave.  Only her face should be blurred as his reputation is smeared for the entire world to witness.  Wait, lawyer isn’t the right word.  Voyeur,…

Thanks for the references and links. Too much about that terrible time has been deliberately buried and forgotten.

This is a whitewashing fit for the pages of the New York Times.

Get out of here with your context!

One man’s freedom fighter is another’s terrorist. I see an oppressive majority regime, you see a patriotic defense of the homeland.

(gasps in horror)

(I am a bit, though)

(This is my parenthetical remark)

(Fair enough.)

(I don’t really think he’s an elitist)

Toucher and Rich is also the name of my Harvey Weinstein documentary.