you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Must be a pretty shitty dictionary if they have occupational spelled wrong in it.

Note to tournament officials: Next time pick a more populated area in America than New York City.

I feel so bad that the ones of people in the crowd had to witness that.

did you see what she was wearing? she was definitely asking for it. luckily if it's a legitimate hit, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

And like most assaults in Brooklyn, no one was there to witness it.

I'm totally with you, man. I use "Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Oh my gosh, no. Come on. No. I don't believe it" every time my Bills get a lead.

That video is pretty amazing. But you know what's better? The absolute heartbreak in the voices of those God AWFUL announcers.

I absolutely love when the guy is like "this is the greatest comeback of... of all times!" and I used to say "of all times" in his voice a lot. But then Kanye West taking the mic from Taylor Swift happened and people thought I was referencing that so I stopped saying it.

"#wannakillmyself"

"I don't think [Winston] realized it," Fisher said. "He was caught up in the excitement of the moment. Hey, you get emotional. He didn't realize.

looks like Jameis is already trying out for the Jets.

He wouldn't be the first guy from LA to disguise his true nature with a beard.

you were a punter, werncha?

Rocky Top(ple)!!

He's just trying to disguise himself as a bruin so he won't get slaughtered by the grizzly next to him.

So THAT'S where Haley Joel Osment went!

This is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a failed Lambeau Leap.