act.

Heed! Pants! Now!

I once scooped Ken Rosenthal too. Only I did it with a tortilla chip.

I dunno, this seems like it accurately reflects the beliefs in many parts of Boston.

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

"Osweiler it's time to replace Manning."

"Alright, here we go! Osweiler's time to shi......fuck!"

Lou Holtz is a goddamn national treasure.

I'd be legitimately surprised if Holtz has seen 'hard wood' in decades.

I suspect Lou hasn't had hard wood in many years.

sir, dat belovd' ol coach holtzer der meants 'party woofs' cuz coacher holtzer der, luvs sum mutts wid reunions too der, sir

Someone needs to put Lou Holtz down like a rabid dog. Hell, at least the dog drools less.

Led by a psychopath blowhard, gets their asses kicked while wearing a ridiculous costume.

It is a plus prank. Better than yelling 'Baba Booey'. Lesser than that guy who pantsed Hitler.

Y'all still want to procreate? 8/10 chance you'll end up w/ a disappointment.

What the hell, kid? You should be in school. And that school should be shielding you from prosecution for rape.

I kept thinking he said Jap in the pajamas. I now assume he said chap.

Wowzers in my trousers! If ESPN drops Scott and Berman and hires THIS GUY, I will go back back back and start watching Sportscenter again.

I don't know why that's funny but it is.