This whole saga has been a blast.

This video appears to demonstrate they may have the right guy.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

There you have it. Pagan is NOT the tosser.

You going to throw your only beer?

Don’t be such a loonie.

Ah Canada. Where the cops remind you of your rights before they even catch you.

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

To all the maudlin American hand-wringers trying to say this reflects on Jays fandom - your country is on the road to elect a blathering fascist gameshow host who wants to fuck his daughter. Sit. the fuck. down.

I dropped the Frank Gunn pic into Photoshop and really zoomed in and I think I found the culprit…

Well, the guy next to backwards hat woman appears to be looking down at the vacant space, which lends credence to the “ducked down immediately” theory.

They can still share their lives and show off their style on Instagram. It’s how they do it that is unsafe. Turn off your damn location! No celebrity does this. They also need to not show off so much with minimal security, which is was what Karl Lagerfeld said before everyone jumped at his throat for “victim blaming.”…

Judge Judy: Ensuring couples that play house have to live with their decisions since, shit I don’t know, forever I guess.

Judge Judy 4 debate moderator.

You’re a better person than I am. Having worked on her show before and dealt with her entitled, asshole family, I don’t believe for a second this a) actually happened, and b) that her family deserves any sympathy for it if it somehow did happen. These are terrible people we’re talking about here. Not because the mom…

My favorite example that really illustrates Kim for who she is is how she would park her hideous Rover in the single handicapped spot the parking lot had to offer. Which would have been bad enough, but there was an actual full-time employee in a wheelchair who needed that spot. And he had to go without when the KKK’s…

No. Kim Kardashian is a victim of robbery. But like every other thing that happens in their life where they can garner positive attention, they are highly visible and ready for photographers. When they don’t want to be photographed, they aren’t, i.e. Kim Kardashian post pregnancy until she lost most of the “gross”…

It’s exactly because of Lochte that celebrities know better. It was the most idiotic thing a celebrity could do. Nothing to gain here. They would be caught immediately. It’s ten million dollars!

After Kim gave birth, she didn’t want to be seen by the public until she had lost most of the weight. And she wasn’t. So when people say that she can’t help but be caught by paparazzi in the middle of all this, it really bugs me.