There are no words to describe how stupid these fuckers are.

It’s a little black disc with some wires coming out of it.

Whenever you’re invited over to Jason’s place to have breakfast, I advise you to decline when he offers you some freshly squeezed OJ.

Every time you make a call a hipster grows a beard. 

1. It hasn’t been Gawker since 2016.

Doubt he’ll make it that far. The man is in terrible health and just keeps getting more and more paranoid. He keeps shitting on various segments of the population with his policy ideas and cutting SS/Medicare might be enough for AARP to round up all the olds to defeat his senile ass.

“If you think Trump is the worst president, you might want to read up on American history. James Buchanan, Warren Harding, Millard Fillmore, etc”

so who’s triggered?

The reason why AOC won is rightards like you constantly shitting on the poor and “leftards”.

When we run out of hamberders and covfefe

When he dies. He’s not leaving whether he wins the 2020 election or not. He’s doing his best to setup a dictatorship. I guess we’ll find out in a few months whether he’s succeeded or not.

You apparently don’t know why Ford was chosen. Spirit Agnew resigned after he was indicted on criminal charges.

Listen, stop calling me dumb. If I know how to win at one thing, it’s brains and smarts. I have wits and acumin the likes of which Mexico has never seen. You think North Koreans can match my IQ? Once I got a gold star on a penmanship assignment I did in first grade. Gold - that’s the best. And tell France the free…

Big Otter Jizz was my 80s alternative/swing music mash up act.

You know those potato cannons made with PVC pipe and a grill igniter? How you’re supposed to use hair spray to launch the ‘tater?

COTDw. (Cum Otters To Displace Water)

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

My dad had no luck with batteries. Way before I was born, my dad was working at a factory that had one of those truly giant diesel engines that you can still find. One morning, the diesel wouldn’t start and since my dad had been the engineering officer on a diesel powered ship less than a year before, he was drafted…

Big ass knee bolster to take the place of the lap belt. Very early “automatic seat belt” implementation. 

Just spitballing here, but I have to imagine cost was a factor. Just because a maintenance-free battery existed doesn’t mean it was widely adopted. Perhaps on a small car like the Golf, with little profit margin and in a competitive segment, that cheaper battery knocked $50 off the MSRP or something.