That sounds like a great idea until the ass end of the plane is scraping the ramp and the nose is higher than the terminal...

Well, I can think of one dog-related product that might be appropriate with Dolt 45's name on it:

And back then they also fumigated the aircraft with some rather nasty chemicals, things that make the cigarette smoke on board seem healthy by comparison...

At least from my experience they were . That’s probably where the myth of German build quality came from before that reputation was ruined by VW, Audi, BMW, Mercedes, etc. I don’t know if I’d buy a newer one though, but my ‘93 was great.

Yup. But where’s Porsche? I was hoping to hit the trifecta with my last three cars...

Can confirm. Two months ago my dad gave up trying to keep his beautiful 2000 E320 running right and sold it to his mechanic for just $2,000. He had it since new and was trying to get 20 years out of it, but the repair costs were eating him alive. It was cosmetically perfect, and he did tend to all mechanical issues…

The trick is to save painting as the very last task, thus in 2021, when a new president is sworn in, we won’t have the expense of repainting. Just show doofus some pretty photoshopped images every few weeks indicating ‘progress’, and by the time delivery approaches the senile old fuck won’t be able to tell reality…

There is no faster vehicle on the planet than a UPS truck on its way back to base after finishing a route. Route 141 near me is a long stretch with few cross streets, and near the end is the main UPS depot. If I’m heading up that way in the late afternoon I’ll follow behind quite closely, letting them block me from…

I think I’ll do the same, but with a double scotch chaser...

There’s a certain bitter irony in the fact that Trump’s own useless, disgusting family exemplifies his own (or more likely, the RNCs) beliefs as to why immigration should be highly restricted. Germany certainly didn't send their best and brightest all those generations ago and now the rest of us are paying the price.

Well, four of them in this case...

Would he make a viable candidate against the demented, brain-fried 72 year old he have in charge now?

Just update the style a little - no need to change the actress:

I think the person that drives this vehicle wouldn’t mind meeting with Drumpf even if their entire family was wiped out in a mass shooting:

As someone born in SoCal in the ‘60s and who grew up in the smog-filled ‘70s and ‘80s, let me just say fuck the federal government for wanting to take away California’s ability to set their own emissions standards. Things were so horrible for so long, with seemingly no end in sight, if you could even see. California…

Now that he’s resigned, does this mean that I never have to see one of his commercials on YouTube, the ones that say he’s innocent of all the charges and that it’s just a ploy by the mean old democrats? Annoying AF since you couldn’t skip past them. You don’t know how many times my iPad was nearly flung across the…

Porsche 968 says: “Only 2.7 liters? What a cute little engine...”

I already have a small car, sort of. Small for a minivan at least. 6 seats, a manual transmission, and so narrow I have to use the armrest of the passenger’s seat to feel comfortable. Next I’ll add a Miata of some flavor, something that nobody ever accused of being large and/or inefficient. The Lotus will arrive after…

Fiat 124 Spider. Lots of family trips up the California coast in that thing, when it was running. Hard to believe that was our only family car for years.

I think the Dodge Caravan and Chevy Astro also offered a manual, as well as my old favorites from VW, but that was ages ago. In the last quarter century? Yeah, probably only Mazda, and for that I’m grateful.