Dodai, don't be a hater. If white people can have all their inane navel gazing rom coms then we can have "Think Like A Man". Which was awesome. ok.

So that's why his best friend is called Woody.

It's also a shame that people feel the need to try and convince other people, who might actually like kids, that having kids is irrational and miserable just because they've been judged about not having kids and want to throw back some shit. JUST DO YOU, EVERYONE.

*tears*

Funny how everyone has a cousin/friend/neighbor who works at a school/hospital/camp and runs into a La-A, yet there is no evidence of anyone actually being named that. Invoking Occam's Razor: racist bullshit.

Nope. You'll never get out if this life alive.

Jezebel and more importantly jezebel commenters are not mentally equipped to talk about colorism or global anti blackness. This section is so mindnumbly stupid, that I just cannot. Like..OMG *headdesk*

That is also ONE person. Hopefully things are changing but again, shes really an anomaly.

That is NOW, but historically it has not been the case. I am waiting to see if she ever gets a leading love interest role or a sexy vixen role. That is the true test of black women's sexual viability on the silver screen. Most of the roles I am talking about go to the light and bright almost whites, if not just plain…

Someone needs to explain to me why THIS form of body policing is okay and you get to compare the woman's complexion to a dirty sock? We can't criticize a woman's weight or her choice to have plastic surgery. We cannot call many women's choice to have other women's hair wefted into their own at great expense or to wear…

Her friendship with Gooper is one of the few things I give Bey this face about.

I can provide an equal number of non-racist similar images that predate yours.

Mmm, one woman that nobody fucking remembers.

I don't have a "stereotypical black women's body" so I don't immediately assume a big ass, boobs and lips are only associated with black women.

There will be plenty of people who will completely miss the point of this speech, and complain about hashtags and not being able to travel.

so Hillary's racism in the same campaign was okay?

You're talking about the baby, right? Because yes, babies sure do like to yell and scream when they're hungry. Those little attention seeking scalliwags!

As for mom, she did it because her child was hungry. That's called 'good parenting'. Confusing, I know, but try to keep up.

Am I an asshole if I think these photos are really pretty?

No. It's terrible and schlocky to think that Cute Sensitive Boys will go up to a girl with oxygen tubes sticking out of her nose and tell her everything that every teenage girl everywhere wants to hear from a Cute Sensitive Boy.

Oh come on. She wasn't saying learn to protect yourself at the expense of everything else. Also, I don't think they are mutually exclusive: college men should learn not to rape, AND women should be able to protect themselves. Rape isn't the only crime out there, you know. Cut her some slack—she had like 2 minutes to…