So what I'm hearing is that Antonio Banderas is available?
I'm gonna get 'pizza' tattooed on my arm. That love will NEVER die.
Fixed it.
He loved her so much, he would often kiss the air that sailed out of her left nostril. Are you uncomfortable with love, friend?
I feel like Lea Michele is probably on a short list for Belle but I don't want it to be her, and if that is wrong I don't want to be right.
$50 for a t-shirt that shames my pregnant body? body that's carrying ANOTHER HUMAN BEING? Body that is about to push out a HUMAN BEING through her vagina? Maybe if it was on clearance or some shit.
Yeah, it was the most ridiculous thing ever. Dolphins might be cute, but they're wild animals! I hope someone stops that crazy, deluded woman before she tricks some gullible hippie into thinking she has any real medical training.
That's funny you say that because there was an episode of Bullshit a while back where this white, dreaded couple was planning a "dolphin assisted birth". As in, go out in the water with the dolphins and just, uh, give birth. The "midwife" promoting this told them dolphin births are typically really easy. White,…
So true. And so frustrating. We have all this medical technology to make this process as safe and comfortable for momma and baby and you wanna squat in the woods and push that kid out?
Rich people hate rich people for not being the right kind of rich people, news at 11.
Hate to break it to you, Hamptons, but your "brand" was nouveau and trashy before the Kardashians ever showed up.
Now I'm on Team Kardashian. I hope they ruin the summer for all of the pretentious rich fucks out there, trying to pretend that they're somehow better than the Kardashians. YOU ALL ARE ASSHOLES.
Exactly. Same with attachment parents. Overly privileged white people with no real problems in life romanticizing "natural."
thank you!
This puts the "natural" in "natural selection!"