[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

Pardon me?

FOX News: Malcolm Jenkins, pictured here kneeling during Anthem before Super Bowl LII against the Patriots,

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

This is exactly right.
He’s a protection racket that still burns your fucking store down after you pay him.

Seems like as good a time as any for this classic

I pray her kid is never constipated.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I feel like the Kings will take a flyer on the 4-armed phenom out of Chernobyl H.S.

Damn. I lost $100 on that decision, although I earned back $20 on a parlay for writ of certiorari and another $10 on the number of authors of the majority’s decision.

I understand the how, where and when Casey got fired. What seems to be missing is the y.

like in super dodge ball? that game was brutal. straight up murdering dudes in a game of dodge ball.

and it didn’t require the sacrifice of four seasons

Well, if he didn’t disclose this does it count as

“I think those twin billionaires are fantastic. Really bright. Wonderful. I think they have amazing ideas and their films reflect the real America.”

“I’m blinking my last dispatch in morse code, now..”

It turns out, the tackles were the friends we made along the way.

Not only that! They had him announce HIS FUCKING REPLACEMENT.

“I don’t want his trainer in my house.”