grandunifiedsalami
Grand Unified Salami
grandunifiedsalami

So, Marlins Man cast doubt on a floundering franchise’s gaff, on such a scale - as to hook a reporter in to his net of concern and chum the waters of discontent, while churning the seas of discord....Seems we’ve all been schooled. I took the bait and find myself reeling.

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

A little boy could have homered off a pitch that fat, man.

“Whoever these miscellaneous Celtics are, they are feisty as hell.”

Leonard Hamilton: (Head explodes).

<thumbs up>

78 points to Gryffindor!

Hopefully this case will serve as a reminder to the public that Atlanta blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.

I got you!...

Ironically, he could use some work on his offensive lines.

Just remember that every time you do the sarcastic wanking motion, a ghost sticks his dick in your hand

Legal advice:

Please explain more

Who would win between you and Ley in a knife fight?

Oh no, now the Browns will be bad.

ILLUSIONS, dad! You don’t have time for my ILLUSIONS!

The dodger did win.

+1 Tanqueray on the rocks.

On the tapes, Hazelwood and others laughed and joked about the idea of the Browns going to the Super Bowl.