To the critics accusing LaForce of using grief over Popovich’s death for broadcast fodder, James said, “May LaForce be with you.”

Dilly Dilly!

To be fair, I suppose most of the American workforce has a hard time imagining that it is possible to both enjoy one’s work and get paid for it.

If it has two, then it is certainly true that it has one....

I wish I was a baller. 
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

“O RLY?”

“Our judges have re-evaluated one of your responses from a few months ago, Chris. You said ‘Driller’ instead of ‘Drillah,’ so we take 3,200 away from you.”

- Alex “Mr. Sprinkler Man” Trebek

Why, did they let him buy the groceries?

The Astros didn’t get embarassed: they lost the four games by a total of 6 points. It was the best, closest four-game “sweep” I can remember.

That fucking Leibniz lobby, up to its usual shit

Harry Reid, typical alien-loving libtard

Yeah, but if the aliens insist on 5v5, Lavar is cooked.

If only there was some machine which would have enabled her to flee the country...

I knew it! I always said, that Jerry Richardson guys looks like the type who would raid the printer tray for free paper.

Current cockblocked linebacker count is: 0

Without that homer, they don’t win the ‘03 World Series

cumtrails!

Also: because they have pussies.

I have a rule about trusting absolutely anyone who puts that much work into looking like a guy who puts that much work into a goatee.

Long time no see, Jim Rome.