I think you mean Steve Smith

US Mutant Ninja Turtles, US Mutant Ninja Turtles, US Mutant Ninja Turtles. Lalas in a nutshell. Turtle power.

Top two all-time, really

Both Will Cain

He just didn’t really understand what they meant by a ‘three-armed robbery.’

I christen thee

With either the left hand OR the right hand?? Wow must be nice being so wankidextrous!