Who uses a mouse like this?

Or just in general. This shouldn't be a situation of "do the right thing or we will make you look bad" but rather, "were going to make you look bad (because you are), your going to lose business, your going to cave and do the right thing in hopes that we stop, but we wont, because we know you will just go back to…

I'm gonna sharpen my pitchfork. Anyone need any torches?

"I almost think it's extortion," the general manager told me. "I don't think any sane person would turn down [this deal.]" He later concluded, "I almost think they're as bad as the guy who stole the car."

No. >:(

But seriously, a lot of this is actually really good advice. I work from home, so work begins about 30 seconds after I get out of bed which sounds horrible, but it actually means that I can interact with coworkers or catch up with real people immediately, and that tends to wake me up a lot better than trudging…

I wish Rush Limbaugh was a liberal hoax.

I've had this cheap NES controller wallet for 100,000 years. I feel like I should start using something more 'adult' by now, but I haven't. This was a step up from the Vans wallet I had before. (Complete with chain). Ungh, what was I thinking.

Got it as a gift, still have no idea what the material is. I only limit myself to 6 cards as I hate hate hate a bloated wallet.

Top one I've had since the movie...bottom ones new.

It's not the smallest wallet, or the most efficient, or the most hacky, but I like it.

From dna creations on etsy

Nope, she totally does - I thought the same thing. The artist made sure to give the guy a shirt with sleeves and a collar that hangs off of him, and pants with cuffs. The important things to draw on the woman? BOOB PROFILE (and heels).

GIF of the year right here...

I'm almost more disgusted by the fact he found five women willing to have kids with him than by the fact he keeps breeding and giving 'em Nazi names. What the fuck are those women thinking?

First you can't sling rock in the neighborhood and now you can't sling cloth? Sounds like someone has a case of the "Moondays".

I fear you are correct and I have no interest in seeing him pretend to be a rapper, racer, or a rapping racer.

Danish butter cookies... They cost $1, tastes bad, and are relegated to default gifts I get every holiday season from acquaintances. They're horrible because they're cheap gifts with bad taste (literally).