Super glad you enjoyed it! I’m planning on doing more pointless deep dives into little details in the future.

Before someone moans about how dumb and pointless this article is, I just want to say that THIS is the kind of article I come to Jalopnik for. Yes, an actual review of the car is good and fun and all that, but lets be honest, how a Bentayga drives is not that important to someone like me who cannot and would not drop…

Couldn’t have happened to a better person.

The guys saying that Kias are junky are the same guys who in 1984 would be saying “Why are you buying that Toyota Celica when you can buy a Chevy Citation?”

Wait, when did Microsoft start getting concerned over the clarity and distinction of their naming conventions? Look at the history of Xbox console names. LOOK AT IT, MICROSOFT.

This is one of the cutest, most sincere stories I’ve read in the comments at Kotaku in a while. Thanks for sharing that moment in your life. 

My daughter took her first steps while I was playing Capture the Flag on Colossus on Halo 2. I thought my teammates were cheering for me because I was so excited, but then I found out that they were really screaming at me because I didn’t stop the flag carrier and the other team won.

I was berated by a person with the…

Hell yeah! xD

We used to snag the free 48 hour trials from game cases at the rental store and use those when we felt like playing online. Good times.

Cherry Bombs FTW!

Glasspacks are still pretty popular in the aftermarket, but I guess they’re nothing to brag about anymore. Depending on the size you want, you can get them for under $12 each on Summit.

Please don’t ruin this for me. I have so little.

I know any time you question the ridiculous excesses of late stage capitalism (post modern capitalism at this point) you get labelled a socialist who wants Stalin-style gulags and collectivization, but how can you read something like this and not laugh your ass off at the absurdity of this economic system?

Man, I really, really, really miss Inbox. Moving back to Gmail has been a huge step backwards. And no mobile alternatives are able to fill the spot either.

So Lifehacker has a “Weed Week?”

What a time to be alive.

Haven’t made up my mind just yet, but otherwise, same. Wish I could just wake up in a few months to vote and sleep through this garbage.

No one else in the field could do that. Bernie is the only sensible choice.

I don’t even have some hot take of this dumpster fire. And we still have eighteen-ish months to go. How about we just let whatever happens happens, then beat Drumpf in the general? Every day I read shit like this, and I worry more that he’s gonna walk away with it again.

I get the criticism over Sanders pretending he’s not a Democrat and then adopting the label when it’s convenient, and I get the criticism over 2016 and how he may have damaged Clinton in the general election (some of that legitimate, much of it not). I have made those criticisms myself.