Oooh, and it looks like we all crashed her site.

No one in the history of humanity has ever had a rational conversation with an upset 2-3 year old.

If Wainright would have been the one busted last night, there would have been a 12-part Deadspin expose on it, and somehow it would have been a Cardinal fan's fault.

Is that for aiming at small thermal exhaust ports. ?

Hard to know where to start with so much wrong with the substance of the message.

There are serious flaws in every part of this article so I'll just start from the top and work my way down. The Cardinals will label themselves underdogs against the Dodgers because that's exactly what they are. Despite finishing ahead of LA in the regular season, and having homefield advantage the Vegas bookmakers…

I agree with the St. Louis is a dump comment which is why I moved so many years ago. I will only say this. I've lived in St. Louis, NYC, LA and Chicago. LA had no pep rally before their first NLDS home game. They didn't play the other series games in the stadium before the game. A lot of people still came after the…

As a lifelong Cardinals fan and a Missouri native, I would like to say this is a great article, Drew, good for you. You clearly put a lot of hard work into this article, and I am happy that it turned out the way you hoped. My favorite Cardinal’s beat writer’s article may have a greater ending to it, but you really…

Someone had a bad night.

St. Louis, the town, is a fucking dump. It's not some magical heartland paradise filled with talking Teddy Ruxpin dolls and a five-and-dime on every corner. It's a shithole. It's just as troubled and uncivilized as the rest of the country.

Drew, as a Redbirds fan, let me be the first to say, "MMM! MMM! YOUR TEARS ARE SO TASTY!" Please, keep crying. I love it.

The Cardinals are the model for how to build a franchise—draft well, REALLY WELL, supplement with free agents and let the expensive players GO once they get much over 30. Money is spent on present production as opposed to past value.

I will just leave you with this.

This is what ppl say when their team blows and the saintly Red Birds on a Bat remind them, year after wonderful, precious, precocious year, that their team blows. hard. suck it bitchz on to the NLCS.

Yes but unlike the Yankees, they don't just think they're better than you, they actually are better than you.

I'm not a cardinals fan but this article was pretty lame and not funny. as they say in baseball. swing and a miss... keep hacking drew

The Cardinals will politely win another World Series, and express their heartfelt sympathy for causing you more anger.

Your tears, they strengthen me.