As an Old® and because it contains some of my favorite actors, I submit this:

“I got a robe.” > everything

i think you replied to the wrong comment.

The fact that she was struggling not to laugh is the thing that makes you think she might be a real person, which adds to the discomfort.  If she was super stern and serious, you’d know she was an actress, since there’s no reason why a real person who was easily offended would agree to appear in the bit.  It’s way…

I’m not letting my kids watch this. I’m cutting down on their Skrein time.

Nah, it was actually great, and a majority of the criticism comes from people who can’t process stories they don’t immediately relate to.

I liked it a lot better when I didn’t know who any of these people were.

Shame on you, SHAME ON YOU

You have no soul.

Who?

Couldn’t you have used a picture of a real NES for the lede image for an article about the importance of the original NES?

I feel super confident that nobody knows what it felt like to log on to the internet in the early 80s. 

Can we all just take a minute and observe that the top photo is pretty decent photoshop work? The pacifier is so-so, but the baby sun hat is a pretty convincing sell.  Just needs a little more edge blur and depth of field.  Nice!

Or just include an actual spare wheel and not donuts.

As a pedestrian, I‘ve literally never had an issue with vehicles turning right on red. That's because I'm an intelligent human being who understands that it's important to make eye contact with the driver of that vehicle, or otherwise ensure that they are clearly not going to start moving when I step in front of them.…

Nah, leave it up to local municipalities to make their call. I’ve had countless hours of my life wasted yearly due to having to wait at intersections at red lights where absolutely zero cars passed through the intersection for the entirety of the light cylce as I was waiting for green. I’d add ban the bs left turn…

“What if Japan hadn’t been brought to surrender in 1945 by the 2 nukes”

People have been using the whole “several more bloody years of war” theory to justify dropping the nukes since the day they fell(and probably before). We will never know for sure but a lot of good papers have been written about it and most modern scholars believe that Japan would have surrender within a few weeks…

I could see a closing credits montage of archival footage and such (e.g., actual images of radiation poisoning, etc.) - seems like the type of thing that Spike Lee might have done had he directed it.

What are they gonna do about it, throw some puppies at him!? Psh. Pet Shop Boys my ass.