First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.

Everyone hating on Kanye should go listen to Late Registration and get back to me.

My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

Bahaha. Human B-side.

Is anyone else actually surprised that Human B-Side Rita Ora fails to elicit enthusiasm/recognition from someone in more or less her own industry? Because I’m not.

That’s exactly what my doppelgänger, Angelina Jolie, would say.

Something tells me mainstream audiences would have a harder time forgiving Suzanne and it has to do with a big difference between Suzanne and Yoga Jones or Morello.

Let’s hope he was raped repeatedly like he wanted. He was clearly asking for it.

Ohhhhh it’s a selfie stick... I was wondering if maybe the manatee had the camera

Clearly officers would be safer if they didn't have a weapon for the public to lunge at.

who is benedict cumberbatch

With that “hair” and those drawn on eyebrows and that powdered complexion... Hmm.

This is what I see:

I'm confused about why it's called bone broth. I have been making broth with discarded chicken bits for...ever. Now it's suddenly this magical "bone broth".

You forgot this clip:

bro cat, meet basic bitch

ACTUALLY, 1 in 5000 newborns are born without an anus. So you can take your asshole privilege elsewhere.

Speaking only on behalf of myself, I find the best way to explain it (as with most things) is a food analogy. Where hunger = libido, what types of food you like = sexual attraction. So for example, I could be super hungry, but not want to eat anything if the only options available are foods I hate. Your libido…

Lacks artistic integrity. Frankly a little disgusting.