Yes, what exactly was wrong with the story of "It was two white guys but I didn't really get a good look at their faces as I was frightened by the gun"

He should have stopped at the beautiful thing. She would have laughed and rolled her eyes, but at least she wouldn't have see the wonder bread...

I always confuse her for Oscar Wilde.

As a Dutchman, honestly we couldn't care less what you call us.

Oh god yes, it's so ridiculous, we should educate people how to take personal video for their own private enjoyment on their fucking phones. Don't they know that of the videos they take, 0.001% might be seen by the general public during a court case and they owe it to us to take it in the right orientation? Ugh.…

Yes. From the blurb above:

Needs more Daley Blind (Netherlands).

People are not tanning to look like minorities. There's not the stigma with tanning that there is with skin bleaching and you know it.

...from the bottom of your BROKEN heart?

Its supposed to be like, "Oh you're Japanese? I just looooove Japanese food. I could eat sushi all day, oh my god."

Reading this gave me a headache.

Straight across, overly-long bangs on lank hair. It's really the general unwashed, uncombed look I dislike, although I think that bangs that thick are hard for most women to pull off.

Not the Taylor Townsend I was thinking of, but I like her.

More evidence of Cultural Appropriation by mainstream skinny white girls!!

Well, at least they're doing things together as a family.

I've used "tips@jezebel.com" and ended up with an article written based on the link I sent. Good luck!

SLEEVES! I love it just for this. I fully support the overthrow of the tyranny of the strapless wedding gown!