Yeah but.. It's Piers Morgan!

Wow, in that case, sorry I was an ass. I'm usually so good at catching sexual innuendo!

Actually, this looks like it was shot in Amsterdam so Holland is fine. You don't need to school me, I live there.

No no, that's not 1987, that's Holland.

Okay I just read that that says Laguna Beach / The Hills. I am stupid.

Wait, was Audrina in Laguna Beach? I thought she didn't show up until The Hills?
I hate how much I'm thinking about this.

Where's the molly love?!

BOURBON AND MOLLY 4 EVAHH

I'm only mildly ashamed to admit that the girl with the long blonde hair and the white tank top in the background is me.

I'm Dutch and I've never heard of Schuyler as a first name. It sounds like a last name to me.

Every time I read one of these bridal gifts-related posts I am thankful that I live in the Netherlands, where registries are a foreign concept and where giving money as a gift is the norm.

Big bird is SO creepy, but at the same time I cannot stop laughing at that picture. I'm so confused!

I'm overweight and I'm fucking hot. So there.

I know! Who the hell thought this was a good idea?

THANK YOU.

I find drinking a glass of cold milk (or any dairy-based drink) before going to bed greatly reduces my hangover. If I'm too drunk to remember drinking milk, an ice-cold shower followed by greasy food usually kind of works.

Thank you! Emphitence is important.

WHY WON'T THEY LET ME WATCH IT OUTSIDE OF AMERICA :(

This is my favorite comment ever.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!! I will never look at her the same way again :(