Serving up Poodle skirt realness!!!

He’s so ugly. Ugh

Of course he manspreads. He probably invented manspreading.

This is literally disgusting.

Robert Pattinson looks like a haircut with a human attached.

You’ll feel amazing, tho, cooking with fresh ingredients perfectly proportioned so that your dumbass doesn’t have to do any thinking, ever.

I dream of one day being that person who leaves a $2,000 tip on a $20 meal. But I’m such a poor judge of character that I would probably give it to the shittiest person on the planet, and she’d go buy a shitload of drugs and just start fucking total strangers on a money high and end up pregnant and living in her mom’s…

That sign is like a precursor to the apocalypse.

Loving the hat on top of the wig look. That wig is probably a hot mess under there.

I feel sorry for people who hold so much hate in their hearts. It’s probably because they hate themselves.

Cool cool cool. It’s always good to know where a company stands on the issues. Adding Bulleit to the no-go list along w/ Chik-fil-A (such a dumb name) and Hobby Lobby.

Y’all. My therapist broke up with me by saying, “So yeah, maybe start thinking about whether we should meet anymore.”

You fell down the rabbit hole and came out a lawyer?

Speak for yourself. I don’t support any of those motherfuckers.

He surely knows better—and his jokes are so close to working, except that he is confusing being funny-with-a-message with being an insensitive asshole.

The fuck did I just read?

It’s kind of difficult to imagine how this could possible turn out well.

I live in Florida and literally hate siesta key, but now I feel even worse.

The record label owns your music. This isn’t breaking news.

Your headline literally made me think that Donald Trump had a baby.