Is it wrong that my online crush is Shep McAllister?

Is it wrong that my online crush is Shep McAllister?

Agreed, this is better than my sleeping elixir (vodka).

HELL TO THE YAS.

He’s probably the ugliest person I have ever seen.

In my private nighttime fantasy, he does the same thing to me when I try to leave our bed.

Who, who, who, and who?

I hate this sponsored content shit but I can vouch for this tent. Bought one last summer and it is heavenly.

Really really do not care.

Awesome interview Stassa! Thank you for interviewing one of my faves!!!

Much love to him. When I am not being a gay grandmother, I am a gay guy with an eating disorder, so I can definitely relate to his struggles, but I can only imagine how being in the public eye could amplify these feelings of self doubt and self disgust. You are not alone Aaron.

Trump said “Get well soon.” Who says that to someone with brain cancer???

Why do I feel like there’s a micro-penis involved here?

How long will it take for someone to draw a spurting phallus on her lips?

Is “victims” in scare quotes for accuracy’s sake or are you suggesting that they’re not victims?

I miss Gawker.

THIS IS SERIOUSLY FUCKED AND I CAN’T RIGHT NOW.

“Via pager”

Four assholes in cheap suits made this decision.

I’ve finally found the perfect description for him: douche waffle.

Finally, we have an appropriate illustration to go alongside the dictionary’s entry for “douche waffle.”