YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, RICHARD

She and Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 must have the same surgeon. Those lips.

Staged.

I want to be best friends with her and hold hands and braid each other’s hair.

Woman engineer .. hmm, how does one engineer a woman? Like in Weird Science?

Meryl has had really good work. She still looks like a human being.

“Speak in nothing but bell hooks quotes”

Clearly staged.

He’ll always be Bill Henrickson in my heart.

Also grandma is drunk.

THE first paragraph is the funniest I’ve ever in a loooonnnnggg time.

I just can’t imagine what drives people to cruise around in a van giving out free advice. That is narcissism on wheels.

*fucking whom

But ... why?

Seriously doubting that they have sex at all.

What the eff is on-demand hot water? When I turn the faucet, it gets hot. Different?

Pro tip. Thank u!

I love sex but my butt hurts just thinking about that.

That headline is hilarious!

You have hands. The people who made the switch have hands. I’m sure they gave it some thought. Subtext: You aren’t special.