grandmapearl
GrandmaPearl
grandmapearl

Yup. I’ve preordered three switches from multiple retailers (cancelled two) and purchased three nes classics (two as gifts). It takes dedication but it isn’t impossible.

Y’all had me triggered with Black Face, but then I saw Tea.

Y’all had me triggered with Black Face, but then I saw Tea.

I’ve seen his peen.

Hack.

The people on the sidelines are totally cool but inside they’re all like, HOLY FUCK. HE JUST BROKE THAT TABLE!

Did someone say safe space? *triggered*

WE CAIN’T HAVE THESE WOMERNS TALKIN BIG WORDS AND TELLIN US WHAT TO DO

Neither man is a doctor? Get these hacks the fuck outta here.

Why are these people so obsessed with bodily functions and where we perform them?

I’m not sure we should give them a cookie for doing something that shoulda been done a long time ago, but ... here’s a cookie ABC.

When your body is meaningless—simply a host—in effect you are meaningless. We must fight this way of thinking.

Super confused.

She does speak the truth.

1) That graphic is ridic.

Honey, believe me, having a truck is not all it’s cracked up to be. Difficult to park. Terrible on gas mileage. Yeah, it’s like driving around inside of a little living room, but the comfort does not outweigh the daily annoyances. Traded my truck at a loss because I couldn’t stand it anymore.

All involved are pieces of shit.

Fielded an argument from a straight cis woman about drag being a mysoginistic mockery of womanhood. My response as a gay guy/grandma in disguise was: I hear what you are saying, but no. Spectacle, gender performance, etc. What do y’all think?

He reminds me of the student who thinks he can just wing a class presentation, but gets in front of the class and makes absolutely no sense but thinks he deserves an A nonetheless.

All I heard was the word “fuck” maybe? or maybe it was phlegm?

Her desperation.