Side note: Skinny jeans are sooo uncomfortable. They’re like a second skin, and very itchy. Props to her for rocking them, but pants are already a huge burden. Now we’ve made a torture device called skinny jeans.

So ... Did she cheat on her husband with her best friend? If so, that is ice cold.

Crying and sex should never mix.

In-school suspension or ...?

Who cars

Those stupid fucks.

Bill Trinen is the cutest.

What a terrible and violent way to die. RIP.

two bloated bottles of hair dye go for a walk.

Sounds like the episode of SVU with Brad Garrett starring as a police CO who targets vulnerable inmates, rapes them, and then threatens them with jail time if they do not comply with (and keep secret) forcible rape.

So what’s the real story here?

Madonna speaks in a fake British accent. Why not Britney?

This is fucking bullshit.

I may not agree with her point of view whatsoever, but I do respect the passing of another human being.

Anyone who decides to offer you “advice” via a comment thread is probably a douche. Best of luck to you.

My breasts are 50% off of my chest and hanging below my knees

My breasts are 50% off of my chest and hanging below my knees

I honestly don’t care what anyone does during the national anthem. Want to protest? Please do. Want to put your hand over your heart and shed a tear? Please do. Want to think about what’s underneath baseball players’ uniforms? Me too. But to demand that everyone do the same thing at the same time ... That's just…

That outfit would give me anxiety and a yeast infection

Leave her alone Hannah.

Poor baby. Poor parents. Life can be cruel.