How does this even happen

The hot dog goes into the donut hole. That's what I was taught about sex Ed on the playground. I sure as hell wasn't being taught anything in a classroom (public school in Alabama; sex = hellfire).

I’m sure they’re dying for schedule items such as “upper lip wax” or “menopause day off” but it’s not there, boys! Back off!

Maybe Fogle’s allegations would have merit if, say, he wasn't a convicted serial rapist and child pornographer. I feel like his credibility is somewhat compromised. But that's just my feeling.

PC check: Police officers who identify as women

If your friends care that you are barefoot because your teacher made you throw away your sandals for playing with the straps ... then they are true friends, so get those sandals back

Anyone else have a boner for the Mexican president?

Around the time that victim 3 came on the scene, I’ll admit that innocent until proven guilty went out the gd window. I’m not a judge or a courtroom or a jury, so I don’t need to be judicious in my assessment of this piece of shit. I’m inclined to believe the 50+ women who have come forward.

Maybe if I eat two slices of pizza for lunch every day, I’ll grow up to be big and strong, just like you!

OK, Calvin Harris is very fuckable.

#civicduty? I hate you Nathan Hubbard.

He doesn't look old enough to have balls that saggy.

Expectant mother?

I feel like the only required qualification for trump campaign is “10 years minimum of being bloated piece of shit.”

Alaska is flawless per usual.

Praise. Thank you!

Please no more Ocean’s movies. They are snoozefests of the highest order.

What just happened to the site layout? Did it get univisioned??

Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 is a cut above the rest.

Orlando wants -1 babies and a pre-divorce.