Solomon, learn this lesson early: Nobody gives a fuck about you, not really.

She is gunning to be Fox New’s Junior Christian Martyr of the Year

Isn’t this also kind of shitty considering that Chip and Jo also run a B&B? Now they’re trying to stamp out the competition??

House Hunters International: Brazilian Lockup Renovations

Yay! I feel bad about myself bc groceries are heavy. Good job!!

What's the deal here? Does he have a big peen or something?

KB: Please interview R Lochte re that hair mistake.

*Do-Nothing expansion pack sold separately.

She won silver, but patriarchy won gold.

Adele why have you forsaken me?

This is scary as fuck.

The ultimate goal of patriarchy is to control women’s bodies and ultimately reproduction.

So basically your update makes you look like a stupid bitch?

The only correct alternate ending is to have the heart of the ocean slide out of Rose’s vagina. Roll credits

That’s what I was wondering about. I was not asking anything about the content.

He will now be seen as a Christian martyr similar to that corporeal bad hair day in Kentucky.

Do most writers write their own headlines?

Yes!!! They are cranking these suckers out. Josh is a dream boat minus his personality

Those eyes. *swoon*

Probably my Amazon prime package that never arrived. I really wanted them potholders.