Grandma has decided that “yasss” is no longer a thing.

Don't condescend to grandma

Don't condescend to grandma

I haven’t been this wet since my hometown flooded in 52.

Do butts really look like that? I’ve been with a lot of men and none had a butt that defied gravity like that one.

Do butts really look like that? I’ve been with a lot of men and none had a butt that defied gravity like that one.

Oh fuck yes. I love Adele. That piece of shit should listen to Adele’s Tiny Desk Concert on NPR (among other live recordings widely available). Adele kills it. And her response to this nontroversy is golden.

Burn

Cool mobile link that goes to some inscrutable menu of videos.

The tattoo is redudant, his bracelets tell you everything you need to know

Zika all over my face Greg!

I’ll assist Greg with the sperm collection process ... for science.

I desire his Swedish meatballs.

Besides the reporter, who exactly was suggesting that sanders remaining in the race is sexist? Or was that an argument wrapped inside of a question?

Noo

But ... you know they’re fake?

I am missing the emotional appeal. Am I a stone-cold misanthrope?

She has fucked up her face with plastic surgery.

N-O-P-E

nope.

Armed robbery is a new GameStop exclusive

She didn't have them straightened. Those look like porcelain veneers