I walked into the men’s room last night and a man was changing his baby on the counter and I was confronted with a full view of baby vag. It was surprising but I'm pleased to report that nobody was punched.

Did he give them a grading rubric? That always helped me when I was writing an essay about dealing drugs.

Matt McGorry: impregnate me (in vitro, grandma old as fuck)

Don't get cute with headlines

Can we please all agree that hashtags are stupid as fuck

Grandma had this exact thing happen to her in a dream, except it wasn’t water being squirted on my face.

I am shocked that a luxury vehicle might be overpriced and shitty.

I think you are trying to say ... he is not the same as his brother. (?)

Please no.

She gave birth to the whole world? I’m impressed

He single?

Cool headline.

That looks so fucking stupid. And the explanation is even dumber.

They were each promised a Subaru and comfortable shoes

I’m not sure why this needs to exist.

Does Mario Lopez travel with a spotlight and a soft focus?

I will never accept that he is straight.

Pablo Honey is number 1 on Grandma’s list of favorite Radiohead albums. But Kid A and Amnesiac hold a special place in her heart.

I cannot wait!!!

If this album is King of Limbs part II, I will die.