Grandma is down for whatever peen she can get no matter the color!!! But size tho ...

My sister said that same kind of Kirk Cameront bullshit to me about her husband, and I said, middle fingers up, put them hands high, wave it in his face, tell him boy, bye

Don’t talk back to Grandma! Go on and pick your switch

Please shave. Beards are not cute. They’re gross and full of bacteria.

She is just so beautiful. One of my favorite Beyonce “looks” is from the Drunk in Love video. Sheer cover up over a bikini, and she looked incredible.

Kate: “Can I touch your hair?”

2 minutes moderate, 20 second sprint is all that I used to get from my husband. RIP

When Grandma was younger, she worked at the Gap. They had a big ass poster of a celebrity wearing a sheer Gap shirt that showed it all. When Grandma pointed out that you could see the celeb’s “nipples,” I was taken aside and reprimanded by the store manager. Exsqueeze me? I said. We can show big ass nipples but we…

Grandma would have stopped after 1 minute to get a Krispy Kreme.

Gay people talk about their sexuality because gay pride is important. But I guess you don’t like labels so whatevs. The rest of us have to deal with caring for the gay community while you are busy being private.

Middle fingers up

Oh! Grandma just thought of the word you were looking for. Remove “hilarious” and insert “acerbic.”

Precisely. And besides, I don’t really need an article title to tell me how to interpret the situation.

Scrambled eggs: butter in pan, eggs in pan, scramble with spatula, add salt. ~$.60

Scrambled eggs: butter in pan, eggs in pan, scramble with spatula, add salt. ~$.60

Dead

why would you want to be CFO of a steaming pile of crap that was losing $300+ million per year?

Grandma has to tell her boyfriend to pull up his pants all the damn time. If you don’t, you look like a hobbit. She shouldn’t have to tell this to a prince too!

Finally something to be proud of

My favorite game store makes like dirty gym socks. Maybe they should hand out soap/deo.

I die and go to heaven when I hear this solo. <3