Melinda Doolittle didn’t win. She can S-I-N-G. When she was dismissed I knew that my nerves could no longer handle that show.

Rogue One: A Cash Grab Story

I want to believe that this ambiguity was intentional on Rowling’s part, but I am inclined to think that her characters are all stark white unless otherwise stated.

This poem was rejected from the KKK Weekly Gazette, so I'm glad he found a home for it.

Stupid fuck face.

What the fuck did I just read.

This is a joke you make at the club, not an awards show.

Expressions range from Botox grin to Botox frown, i.e. exactly the same

She was driving home from dinner at 11:05? Goddamn that’s a long dinner. I always pull the “gotta let the dog out to pee” move if dinner at a friend’s house lasts more than 1.5 hours or so.

I have a degree in bachelors, those were my slutty years

I have firsthand knowledge of WF’s commitment to LGBT rights. Tho I can’t pretend that there aren’t financial motivations behind most acts of corporate social responsibility, I will say that WF’s culture of inclusiveness is legitimate and refreshing.

Blond ponytail was all, Are you fucking CRAZY? I’m not scared of Kylie’s bodyguard. I will kill that motherfucker, for real real

This is a good start to what should become compulsory throughout the year, just as black history needs to be recognized round the clock .

When does this cross over to sexual assault?

“I don’t talk about it very much because I don’t feel I need to.”

Fuckface.

Fuck you. Please don't contribute to the problem we have with purebred dogs and puppy mills. You know what isn't cute? Countless unwanted dogs being euthanized in shelters every goddamn day.

He is giving me Aretha realness in that before photo.

Grandma would ride him like a mechanical bull in daytona

My penis will never go into a vagina and you can’t make me.