There is nothing new under the sun.

Pulitzer bait

Holy shit!!!! PEGGY!!!!

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if white people tried out for the Color Purple? Can you imagine a white Sofia? Helllll no.

Love it.

That mullet is outrageous.

THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS. KARA PLZ READ

Solid game.

This one is too easy to critique, I’d feel embarrassed typing an analysis of those lyrics.

I’m sorry?

I’m glad that you’re not an English teacher anymore. The world needs fewer know-it-alls in the classroom.

Are they still in Boca? Grandma needs a new husband.

Can I still in good conscience drool over his bulge

Grandma has been trying to vote all morning. My vote is to name the ship the Bea Arthur.

Exquisite example of a Buthisface.

McDonald’s food is poison. Do not it eat.

The angle on this story is super clear. Portland pretends to be progressive, yet look at how stupid somebody in Portland is being. It’s not like you’re trying to be the Zagat of insensitively themed restaurants. Fuck that troll. —Grandma OUT!

Pika?

Holy fuck, so good.

The last man who tried to tell Grandma P to smile was the portrait photographer at my church. I knocked his teeth out.