I think (in this pic) that they look like very dangerous, regal, ancient hawks or other birds of prey. And I mean that as a high compliment.

Look at all of those smug bitches up top. I love when people tear down someone else based on looks. Like, what do you look like boo boo? Let's see some pics.

I was actually thinking that they are both very beautiful.

The Lorde makeup really ages you, doesn’t it.

She’s the Trump of comedians, which makes sense, because he’s the comedian of presidential candidates.

She looks like my brother’s ex who stole half his weed plants, left the rest in the kitchen, and called the cops on him to report a break-in.

I am pretty sure I would murder Taylor swift if I knew her during Christmas. Yesterday my brother said ‘it’s Christmas eve’s eve!!!’ And I legitimately contemplated throwing a brick at his face.

This video will haunt her for the rest of her life and rob her of any credibility. And I’m fine with that! ;-)

This strategy hasn't panned out for me yet, not for lack of trying.

It may have changed her life financially but at the cost of whatever shred of humanity she ever possessed.

She’s an asshole.

Dave Coulier, Alanis Morrisette, Carly Rae Jepson. Canadian conspiracy.

I never liked the original Full House! It sucked. It has always sucked. A few years ago my dealer gave me some free coke if I promised to sit down and watch it with him. Even high it was AWFUL.

Nope, I’m still not watching. My dislike of Candace Cameron outweighs how much I like most things.

I hope she goes blind, like that other anti-health insurance guy, who would not have gone blind if he just has health insurance.

“Because stopping abortion and gay marriage is more important than me having insurance.”

There was a story in NPR about the election of this dude and how he was going to (or did) end the ACA Medicare expansion enacted by the previous governor.

People have already convinced their kids that a magic fat man enters every house in the world and brings presents to good little boys and girls. The elf is a logical extension, especially in a world where we’re already constantly being tracked.

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