Michael Schiavo was treated horribly and got the worst raw deal when the fucking congress intervened to collude with Terry’s parents’ denial and he was straight up demonized in the right wing press. It was monstrous how this whole thing was treated like a political football. I had to stop watching. There was something…

You should never go full-Texas :-/

This seems highly unconstitutional. Not only because of Roe vs. Wade, but I don’t think that incorporating Creationism into legislation is kosher either;

“The Legislature finds that all human life comes from the Creator, has an inherent value that cannot be quantified by man, and begins at the earliest biological development of a fertilized human egg,” the bill reads.

Annie’s Boobs!

Tell me where the portal to lost socks and Chapstick is. I have some business to take care of.

I bet they have a pickpocket monkey living in their crawspace. That seems the most logical explanation to me.

This is kinda what I’m hoping. How do I get there???

That is weird. I wonder if there is a portal at their house that leads to the world of lost phones.

“Playing hard to get” and the notion that you can wear a woman down with harassment - sorry- “win her over” are extremely toxic and dangerous tropes. In the real world, when you show up at her door at 2 a.m. soaking wet and on a tirade about how the two of you are meant to be together, it’s not happily ever after;…

“Why can’t women just be direct and honest if they don’t want to go out with you?!”

I did not notice the boots. I was mesmerized by the jeans.

This is a sidewalk..crazy right?

People talk so much trash about SNL, and I get that they’re not always 100%, but they’ve got a pretty great cast IMO at the moment and the ladies in particular are crushing it

sex workers can be raped too...

I still believe the hell out of her.

I thought the same thing when the National Enquirer broke the story about John Edwards’ infidelity in the midst of his run for the Presidency. I guess a broken clock really is right once in a while.

Well. I’d like to comment on how sexist and absurd this is and post pictures of clothing from The Handmaid’s Tale, but I realize that would be hypocritical as I have been a huge proponent of the “no cats without hats movement”. As many of you know, this has been the biggest political issue of 2016, as I am pro-forcing…

I personally wish I hadn’t waxed and plucked mine to shit and had a more natural looking brow. Her eyebrows look fine. I don’t see why it’s a problem. I know women who don’t shave their armpits or legs and it’s their choice and it’s not a big deal. What’s wrong with natural brows?

No one cares about your stupid boner Senator Holmes.