ESPECIALLY FUCK the fact that the law gets to ignore facts and replace them with “facts”

He walks it back, then suggests that Cosby may be innocent. Guy is a piece of shit.

Which is why, when my kids were born, I was Bill Cosby in the house.

I threw some sort of food at my son and told him to try and catch it in his mouth last week. I was cracking myself up until he and his sister started throwing food back and forth. My husband was super annoyed with me.

YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT WAITING FOR GUFFMAN AND HOW IT IS THE BEST

I bet he’s pretty adorable and cuddly in person, but no, he’s not like “OMG, I DIE” for me. However, I have fairly “eclectic” taste in dudes, and am currently nursing a raging LB for Adam Driver, so.

Madonna, girl, you’re trying too hard.

Third act twist: Todd Palin comes roaring in on a sled led by a pack of wolves and a drunken brawl breaks out amongst all of them. In the midst of the melee, Bristol Palin somehow manages to wind up accidentally-on-purpose pregnant. Again. And Ben Carson sleeps through the entire thing.

I love Jean Smart. I think it’s because I used to watch Designing Women with my mom as a kid and in my mind she really is Charlene, no matter how terrible the character she’s playing is.

At the last minute, Ben Carson will jump in and take them both out with a hammer. <— my fantasy scenario

Praise Jeebus!

Maybe Trump and Cruz will have an old fashioned sword duel to win Palin’s fancy and take each other out.

You know who else got robbed? Jean Smart and Allison Tolman. At least they all won at the critics choice awards, but Jean wasn’t even nominated for a globe?! THAT performance as the head of the Gerhardt clan? wow...! And yes, Kirsten knocked it (effortlessly) out of the park, but Allison’s performance in season…

There’s definately been flashes of her potential. I suggest checking out Melancholia. She’s underrated in Marie Antoinette- I’ve always enjoyed that movie for what it was. She’s technically good on Virgin Suicides but the movie. and the book was boring for me. Of course, Bring It On! Is just fun.

I feel like a lot of people thought Rachel McAdams in True Detective would be the big sensation and then bam! Kirsten Dunst knocks it out of the park.

I don’t even like Kirsten Dunst. I don’t hate her either but nothing she’s ever done has excited me much (except Drop Dead Gorgeous which wasn’t even perfect because of her). But she was amazing in Fargo. I was blown away. I had no idea she had that kind of performance in her.

Eh, the Gaga and Perry beef doesn’t bother me. People go on random twitter rants all the time.

I feel like he only dates those super young chickies to console himself that the woman he really wants, Rihanna, will never truly be his.

Also: best breakup song Broadway ever produced...

For really for real. Bette, my goddess, and Dolly, the role that made me a star... for the two weekends I performed it in my high school in Connecticut... 15 years ago.