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Max & Rubys Neglectful Mother
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“Just a few days ago, Pornhub announced the winner to be a 48-year-old Texan woman named MaryAnn Uribe.

“Barratry” is the offense of instigating or encouraging groundless litigation. Two observations: First, I never heard the term in three years of law school; second, the attorneys she worked for must have flagrantly abused the system to get busted for Barratry. Then again, if their solution to being charged was to hire

Mostly because kids these days can’t drive stick.

To do what with it? I hope people don’t put him down as a “lost cause”. If the kid is not mentally ill, he can be rehabilitated, more so because of how young he is. Maybe something is going on in his home life causing him to lash out like this. My guess anyway. We just don’t know. Hope he gets his shit together soon.

One day, this kid will ascend to be the King of Florida. He will choose a suitable site for his castle, probably Opa-Lacka, but maybe Fountain or Ebro, and the finest stripper in the land to be his queen. His people will rejoice.

Let’s not jump to conclusions. This kid could be the next Ben Carson.

It would be more noteworthy if you were 55 and had 15 arrests in the last three years.

This encapsulates everything that’s wrong in the world today: we have 12 year-old kids stealing SUVs instead of proper sports cars.

Exactly! People are making such a big deal about this.

I can’t imagine being the sort of person who comments on a local news station’s website.

I changed my mind. Fuck Earth.

This is going to work as well at fixing climate change as Band Aid did for starvation in Africa

Rising gorge levels are my main worry now.

Thats almost as awful as his 9/11 song and that song was worse than 9/11.

A nine-year-old wrote this song, right? That’s the only explanation for the number of cliches and lines like “a diamond in the universe.” If a 9yo wrote it, big claps. If the person was 10 or above, there’s no excuse.

I know nothing about these people and always have a 3 second reset when I have to tell myself it’s not David Foster Wallace gossip...

I am sure they could find a more fitting actress. I mean, Frida starring Salma Hayek worked so well - and she’s a beautiful and recognizable actress but she was just right for the part. These pretty, lithe and delicate women are just familiar actresses dressed like famous ladies!

Also Portman is zzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzz.

She looks like Jackie Kennedy if Jackie was a dead ringer for Natalie Portman. 1/5 stars would not Portman again.

I did that 6 days after my husband and I started dating when he told me he loved my long hair. JOKE IS ON YOU PAL - YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.