One of my dogs farts constantly too! She gets the walking farts, the stretching farts, pretty much anytime she moves she farts, like LOUD. They usually only stink when she’s sleeping, but they’re silent and they smell like something died.

TL;DR: She’s a bigot and anyone who supports her is not only a bigot but a fool.

TL;DR but

If farts mean that he likes me, my husband likes me A LOT. He's pretty much a connoisseur of farts.

I am an SBD farter. My Husband is loud. By our powers combined we are probably not pleasant house guests.

Lets be real here farts are fucking hilarious. I also think poop jokes are hilarious. I’m 6 years old.

This story reminded me that I have a friend who claims to be literally unable to fart. She's been married for 6 years, had 3 kids, and she still won't let that one go.

The luxury we have as a younger generation is being able to figure out where we want to go from here, which is why I’ve said things like, “I don’t focus on feminism, I focus on the future.”

Shalom Harlow fan over here!

Love her. Her Instagram is depressing and also she and Ed Burns just love each other so much and are like effing teenagers. It's lovely and sickening.

I was going to write this until I saw your post. And I kinda hate the fact that she's so oblivious to the reasons why people would like it. Because she's never not been beautiful, she can't imagine how that feels.

*looks at own gut*

I know but they introduced her in such an awesome way after foreshadowing her for a long time before. I hate when shows bring in New characters outta nowhere but Buffy did it right. Implanting her into everyone’s memory as if she was really buffys sister. She was just the key in human form. Sorry, geeking out here.

If I looked like Cindy Crawford in the “bad” photo... I’d be in jail. Cause I’d be having naked parades everyday right in the middle of the street.

Just today, I saw this on my FB newsfeed. I was like, no, there are such things as facts.

Eleven months post baby, I am skinny everywhere else except for my gut and completely still look pregnant. I have stopped correcting people because honestly, I’d think I was pregnant too if I wasn’t me.

And when you sit down for a TV interview, it folds in on itself.

Look, let’s face it. Men are far too emotional to be trusted with the power of governing things.

JUST ASK THESE SATISFIED CUSTOMERS!