In case anyone else was wondering...

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

Ancona, who is known for claiming that the Ku Klux Klan is a Christian organization, not a racist one—as if the two are always mutually exclusive

When I was 19 years of age, the sexual proclivities of young people wasn’t anything, anything like I see today.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

Yep, good call. I didn’t realize the wife jacked it up as we were trying to replay that madness.

2016: seriously enough of this shit

One last death.

There couldn’t have been a more appropriate finale to the year. Fuck this shit.

“And that’s what it is”

She is such a badass diva she cant even be bothered to sing her own stuff. Boss level 10

I’m enjoying imagining Donald with a sour lemon face listening to JD and the Straight Shot while Dolan grins at him as if it’s good. It feels like a room in Hell.

Doesn’t Dolan play in a “band?” Why doesn’t he and his “band” just perform at the coronation inaug?

Yeah, this. Thiiiiiiiis. Dolan is a fucking idiot if he thinks the clucking public isn’t a HUGE issue. He’s just trying to bark away the naysayers. FUNNY STORY WE ARE THE ONES WHO GO TO THE “LIBERAL BASTION” OF NY TO SEE YOUR SHOWS, SOOOOOO. Good luck with that.

Forced labor is not a good look for a supposedly “free country.”

Oh, as soon as I read his fucking name I was like “oh OF COURSE.” Good thing nobody is at the office today to hear my indignant chortles.

I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

“Forcing dozens of women to go and perform for this man is without a question going to be problematic.”

Already forcing women to do something with their bodies against their will, and he’s not even president yet.