Nah. It was all good. You paused your DVR. No harm no foul. 2017 still started on time - in reality and on ABC.

My friend’s female friend showed me a picture of her husband’s x-ray where he’d had an anal encounter with a Starbucks Frappucino bottle. Cap still on.

A child would be a temporary obstruction - the notion that they would be crossing the street or something along those lines - they wouldn’t be there that long.

Hey America!

The lesson we should be taking from this is NEVER vote for a third-party candidate. Johnson NEVER had even a SINGLE chance to win ANYTHING. NOT ONE STATE! EVER! Every vote for him (an ABSOLUTE IDIOT [“And what is Aleppo?”]) was electoral votes stolen from Clinton. Fug!

... behave normally and professionally at work, no matter how your bone ends.

Weak article. You should include:

I agree with Achieve. HE may be in control when he’s in the car, but things break, tires could blow, a gust of wind could come, SOMETHING could go wrong, and then it’s a disaster.

That would be illegal in NY - You can’t use a cell phone while driving.

You’re lucky you’re not in Iceland.

I love this line:

The auto industry should implement some way to allow drivers a PHYSICAL MEANS to turn on certain features: ie: enabling vehicular control from remote control signals would have a simple key switch where, if the key is turned to ENABLED, then physical contacts are made and outside signals can control internal devices.…

Only Microsoft can make turning off Windows Update look like a good idea.

Dear Rich,

I read the same thing. I, personally, think a Clitoral Combat Ship would be AMAZINGLY SUCCESSFUL!

To : NetflixandNap & Fuzzy Socks

Yup - He’s a member of the “taker” class. Remember that.

Despite all the complexity, the website which details the instructions has pictures that are oriented 90 degrees incorrectly. :/

Best way to get extra candy on Halloween? Go the next day. Seriously! On Halloween, you get ONE piece of candy (because the neighbors have to have enough for everybody else who is going to show up.) If you go THE NEXT DAY, people with left-over candy will give you MOST of it, especially if they’re elderly, on a diet,…

Did this “study” include stores like BJs? Just curious...