For some strange reason, I JUST started watching this show about three weeks ago because I saw a clip and became fascinated with the way these sisters kind of move and exist. It’s like every smaller movement they make is to avoid messing their hair, nails, and make up, and every larger movement is restricted (and…

Kris hated that Range Rover makeover. Or, maybe I’m projecting my reaction, because that is just ugly.

Solution for when you don’t have a cork screw handy: plan your purchase.

everyone and their mum is packing in the countryside. Farmers. Farmers’ mums.

British girl here, lots of American guys sound really camp to us! Californian guys sound super gay to British girls.

And honestly maybe the whole thing is a virgin suicide situation. Frenchie definitely ended things with a hair dryer in a bath tub after she failed out of beauty school. I mean that song is for sure her dying. Rizzo probably really was pregnant but didn’t have any access to a safe abortion option and died trying to…

Hmmm I was just thinking of Bobby’s comment. I think now that Grease is just a modern retelling of Romeo and Juliet. They’re from two different worlds and can never be together. So at the end, I think they kill themselves off screen. And the whole carnival is just those final few seconds of a fever dream they have as…

Hahaha that's awesome! All the stars for you!!!

I love this comment so much.

I don’t really mind it so much... except she is clearly lying because cats don’t wear makeup or get piercings. I know this because every time I have tried to do a smoky eye on my cats, they scratch me.

The name and the fact that she keeps it in her car...I want to meet her. And I feel like I probably would get to if I ever happened across the car. Much to my embarrassment, I once called 911 to rescue a blow-up doll that I mistook for a battered woman trapped in a sedan in a mall parking lot. (She was ok)

This is going to be my new fighting tactic. “Fuck you! I like your pants!”

it looks like he wrote that list via a magic marker in his mouth

Snorts of laughter. I worked with a guy from Glasgow for a few years, and he absolutely called me, and everyone he liked, a cunt as a term of endearment. The first time he did it, my cigarette fell out of my mouth.

It’s very different here. Of course Britain has race issues, but our national identity is less segregated. England is footie, cups of tea, a Sunday roast, orderly queuing, ordering the hottest curry or nandos because we are twats, also self deprecating humour. In Britain we are far more close culturally because we are…

This is literally the second time in as many days that I’ve been obliged to comment somewhere on how easily that cartoon fox could get it. Honestly, I don't know how Marian stayed a maid as long as she did.

You’re not alone in this. For what it’s worth, I also thought that the Beast was way less attractive when he got turned back into a dude.

I like to eat papa johns pizza by first tearing off the crust. I take the inside bread part out of the crust and eat it. Then I roll the remaining flat crust inside out and dip it in the garlic sauce. Then I eat the cheese off. Then I separate the bottom bread layer from the soft saucy bread layer. I roll it and dip…

Eating the ends and the sides of chocolate off before eating the full bar is just common sense. Skip steps 4 and 5 though, that’s madness.

I think you mean “noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker.”