Donald Trump approves, because all he understood was, “Cum hard, win”.

I wonder what Trump and his cronies will say when rising sea levels turn Mar-A-Lago into just Mar?

The luck of the Aaaaaieee!!!-rish.

[Has been waiting for this moment]

The younger brother will hold that over his head for the rest of his life.

John Kuhn is Belichick’s white whale.

This is bullshit. Everybody knows AP is descended from Persian royalty, not slaves.

There’s not a bong rip big enough to cure that pain.

You could replace Sophie Turner with a cardboard cutout, which would let you save money while still benefiting from the same caliber of acting performance that she turned in for X-Men: Apocalypse.

Damn, Craig’s wife is lookin’ fine! Craig always said she was so sweet she made him feel like pure sugar, daddy.

A few years ago, I saw Jane’s Addiction perform in Chicago. It was a great show, until the very end: Perry Farrell was doing some standard audience banter, and then he pointed up to the balcony and said, “And our good friend Guy Fieri is here tonight, too! Say hi, Guy!” The spotlight hit right on that bloated,…

Billy should stick to being the resident #soccercuck. Leave the wrestling to the journalists of real sports at Deadspin.

You call that a spear?

Shitty call quality.

Hmm ... are you sure Adam Schefter isn’t a medical professional? Like, sure sure?

Are you sure?

LOL, plus Draper is such a bitch that he blocked my reply to him: “This is a herb response.”

This is a herb response.

I’m still pretty surprised that Adam Schefter, a 50-year-old with a high level of education, didn’t know about HIPAA. Has he never filled out a form at a doctor’s office?

I doubt the shoes saved his life, but who knows? Crazier things have happened. Someone should get the Sport Science guy to investigate: I’d love to see him fall several stories onto a hard surface.