I’ll never forget watching Jake Brown’s shoes get blown off when he hit the bottom of the ramp during the X-Games in 2007 and thinking, “Holy shit, he died.” And that was almost ten years ago!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTeXKHkNqgk&t=7s

This is a nice transition from her movies involving artificial acting.

Counterpoint: Ellen is about as funny as progeria.

Oh, good. I always find those movies too long. It’s best to make them shorter.

How much coke were they snorting when Tim Burton got the idea to remake fucking “Dumbo”?

In terms of accessibility, Deadpool is also available to watch during flights on American Airlines. I saw the movie for the first time (yes, I know ...) two nights ago on a plane. It was quite an experience sitting through extended sex scenes, including pegging, while I was surrounded by strangers and their children.…

I sure wish that leather was with me.

Luckily none of this will help fuel the “OBJ is gay” truthers.

Who needs post-fight photos when one GIF told you everything you needed to know before the fight?

Like many, many things on Deadspin, Reddit said it better and first:

I came.

The worst part of Gawker going down is that you are underappreciated in places like Deadspin.