The title of the post belies the thoughtfulness of this piece.

He forgot to read the newspaper while he was pinching that loaf.

LOLZ

Good for him. I can’t even imagine what it takes to put up with these dumb fucking questions from reporters.

Her ‘do is also brave. Doc Brown approves.

Shout-out to the MGS music. Should have included this audio too, though:

Jesus, this is a terrible Ashley Feinberg impression.

Because they keep cross-posting this bullshit on Deadspin. That’s why.

This annoying coverage of “e-sports” is taking over in the NFL offseason. God help us once the NBA Finals is over.

Ashley was consistently one of the least annoying writers in the Gawker-sphere. That’s saying something. I will be checking out her contributions to Wired, for sure. 

This show is butt.

Came here to post the EXACT same thing.

Where da titties at? Asking for a friend.

Overcome with grief, Ben Roethlisberger locked himself in a bathroom. Surprisingly, he was alone.

Then why is Dane Cook included here?

Hopefully, he’ll at least be able to catch up on his sleep in jail.

Luckily, as a longtime reader of Gawker’s (R.I.P.) many outlets, I know that LaVar’s statements are not racist, because he is African-American. Phew!! With the missiles raining down on Syria, I’m grateful to have one less thing to fret about today.

I’ve been looking for the c-flap since high school. I still can’t tell from the video where it is. :(

The gossamer grace of Matt Adams is reminiscent of this young lass.