[Has been waiting for this moment]

John Kuhn is Belichick’s white whale.

This is bullshit. Everybody knows AP is descended from Persian royalty, not slaves.

There’s not a bong rip big enough to cure that pain.

Damn, Craig’s wife is lookin’ fine! Craig always said she was so sweet she made him feel like pure sugar, daddy.

A few years ago, I saw Jane’s Addiction perform in Chicago. It was a great show, until the very end: Perry Farrell was doing some standard audience banter, and then he pointed up to the balcony and said, “And our good friend Guy Fieri is here tonight, too! Say hi, Guy!” The spotlight hit right on that bloated,…

Billy should stick to being the resident #soccercuck. Leave the wrestling to the journalists of real sports at Deadspin.

You call that a spear?

Shitty call quality.

Hmm ... are you sure Adam Schefter isn’t a medical professional? Like, sure sure?

Are you sure?

LOL, plus Draper is such a bitch that he blocked my reply to him: “This is a herb response.”

This is a herb response.

I’m still pretty surprised that Adam Schefter, a 50-year-old with a high level of education, didn’t know about HIPAA. Has he never filled out a form at a doctor’s office?

I doubt the shoes saved his life, but who knows? Crazier things have happened. Someone should get the Sport Science guy to investigate: I’d love to see him fall several stories onto a hard surface.

I’ll never forget watching Jake Brown’s shoes get blown off when he hit the bottom of the ramp during the X-Games in 2007 and thinking, “Holy shit, he died.” And that was almost ten years ago!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTeXKHkNqgk&t=7s

Counterpoint: Ellen is about as funny as progeria.

I sure wish that leather was with me.

Luckily none of this will help fuel the “OBJ is gay” truthers.

Who needs post-fight photos when one GIF told you everything you needed to know before the fight?